Friday, January 22, 2016

Moving Along...

My stint as a cotton farmer is up. From October 7 to January 8, I planted cotton, irrigated with siphons, threw siphons, offset disced (weeks of this), hoed weeds, drove a fuel truck, and watched the cotton plants I planted grow. After making a small dent in Australian agriculture, providing a bit of fabric for the world's blue jeans and polo shirts, I'm moving along, heading east, then south. Let the adventure continue:)

The first adventure on the docket (already accomplished) was the Green Gully. Jordan and I, after weeks of anticipation, having bought the passes sometime in early December, wound our way into Oxley Wild Rivers National Park, towards this gully, marginally aware of what it held for us. He had been idly looking through hiking and backpacking opportunities in our area when he came across it; the gully sold itself well: huts to stay in each night, beautiful hikes through dry rain forest and a deep, solitary canyon. On the 11th, a Sunday, we drove our Commodore into the park and stayed that night in Cedar Creek cabin, a spacious accommodation with several bunk beds, a shower (believe me, quite a luxury), and a deck overlooking the green, wild expanse of the park.

The first day was the easy hike, a ridge walk mostly that plunged us 17.5 kilometers (10.8 miles) into Oxley Wild Rivers. That first hike, starting at 7:00 a.m., ending at 1:00, took us only six hours, and we were feeling pretty good about ourselves. Although our packs were at their heaviest (we carried all of our food and over a gallon of water in), we rocketed through that part of the expedition in no time. The first hut, known as the Bird's Nest was basic: tin walls and roof, wooden beams, some sketchy cooking supplies inside with a little gas-burner stove, army cots for sleeping. But we loved it. We felt adventurous and had a grand time napping outside on our cots, until we were run inside by a torrential downpour, and playing in the creek.

The second day took us "off track", and we wended our way along a ridge, picking out the faint trail left by previous hikers. All was well and we were feeling strong until we started the stark down-hill plunge, which dropped over 1,000 feet into the Green Gully bottom. Much to my chagrin, my right knee started acting up about 1/3 of the way down this ridiculously steep hill, and it only grew worse as we descended. By the bottom, I was hobbling along like an old crone, and the 4 km.-to-the-next-hut sign at the bottom of that evil hill nearly burst into flames with the power of my anger towards it. But I did manage to gimp my way to Green Gully Hut, awash with relief that I had to go no further for that day.

The next day I floundered through a creek for about six hours, and though my knee kept popping and making ungodly, awful grindy noises, I had a great time. We played trail games, fell over slippery rocks, went swimming in the most beautiful, clear pool surrounded by towering shelves of rock on each side, and managed to see a brush-tailed rock wallaby, an endangered species that inhabits the park. I was physically miserable but in comparatively good spirits by the time we reached Colwell's Hut after 8 hours of frustration with my knee and the creek, which I threatened with a boiling death each time I fell in it.

That night, we slept outside under an awning of sorts, and the next day we climbed out of the gully, reliving the second day but in the opposite direction. I thought I was moving slowly, my knee still hurt pretty badly and my left leg was sick and tired of taking all the weight, but we managed the uphill, 17.8-kilometer hike in about 5 hours. Overall, we hiked 65 kilometers, or 40 miles, and had a grueling good time.


Saturday, January 2, 2016

Do you speak the language?


Ebor Falls, New South Wales

Rosellas
One seriously sleepy koala.


I’ve been thinking (as I bump along on a GPS-guided tractor) about various blog posts that might be of interest and amusing for those reading this blog. And I came up with the obvious. It has been floating in the air around me since I arrived in this country, but I haven’t had the sense to comment on it.

English is the official language of Australia. But the language Australians speak is certainly Australian English. Let me demonstrate. This is a likely conversation:

Me: “What time is it?”

Wayne: “About smoko.”

Me: “Where should we have it?”

Wayne: “I reckon on the back of the ute.”

Me: “Let me see what you have in that esky of yours.”

Wayne: “Quit your sticky beaking.”

Translation:

Me: “What time is it?”

Wayne: “About 10:00 AM tea time.”

Me: “Where should we have it?”

Wayne: “I reckon on the back of the pickup.”

Me: “Let me see what you have in that cooler of yours.”

Wayne: “Quit looking in my stuff.”

This is a small example of Australian English. I’ve been confused, I’ve been peered at like I might be a bit slow, and I’ve been laughed at, but I think I’ve finally earned the right to write about this version of the language I claim to know so well (English teacher pride).

So for your edification and entertainment, here is a list of the words and phrases I’ve learned. Some of them are just common phrases used that I find to be hilarious coming out of grown men’s mouths. And some of them are products of the Australian impulse to shorten every word that can conceivably be shortened.



Tea: 10:00 tea, lunch, dinner (basically anything that isn’t breakfast)

Smoko: morning tea

Ute: utility vehicle, pickup

Esky: cooler

Fair dinkum: I’m serious! For real!

Rego: registration

Macko's: McDonald's

Sticky beaking: snooping

It’s no drama: It’s not a big deal.

Bikky: biscuit

Biscuit: cookie

Chip: French fry
Lollies: candy of any kind.

Paddock: pasture
Lah: short for "galah", a very simple-minded (but beautiful) bird; this word is generally directed towards a person acting stupidly.
Bogan: redneck

My word: exaggerator that emphasizes the goodness, largeness, impressiveness, etc. of something. Ex: “That was the best bikky I’ve had in a fortnight. My word!” (they also use fortnight—apparently one week isn’t an adequate enough measurement of time).

Renovation: reno (as in “home reno”)

This next part deviates a bit from conversational Australian English into the names of places in Australia. You’ll find when travelling in this country that there is a distinct line between the British influence and the Aboriginal influence. Australians are like anyone else; they’re of their country, just a much a part of it as it is a part of them. So I’d imagine they grow tired of people choosing to only comment on the “British influence” or “Aboriginal influence” when all of this melds together to create a uniquely “Australian influence”. They love their country and their land, and for this reason, they name their farms and ranches with what I can comfortably called pride and affection. These are the names included in the place where I’m working:

Kilmarnock—this is the home place and this is where I live.

Brigadoon, Nandewar, Calandar, Milchengowrie, Palara, Merrybungle (I know, right?!), Woodgrain

These are the names (and Australian modifications) of the surrounding towns:

Boggabri (Boggy), Gunnedah (Gunny), Narribri (…Narribri), Coonabarabran (Coona), Tamworth, Brisbane (Brissy, as we already know), Baan Baa, Wee Waa


There are hundreds of small towns in New South Wales and thousands of towns across this expansive country (my word!) that sound like they’ve come out of some ancient fairy tale. And there are towns like Townsville and Tamworth that reflect the culture of the colonizers.  Now I’m going to continue my string of days off due to rain and rain and rain. I think the Namoi River is going to flood. Here is a video: